Gorgonzola vs. Neopluridon

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What happens when jet-powered turtles, gigantic butterflies and giant, flame-breathing iguanas descend on a major city in the eastern isles? Running. Lots of running. And screaming by the bucketful. Toppling buildings, falling bridges and power lines flashing with blue electricity make cameo appearances throughout this masterpiece. You keep asking yourself one question, though. Why do these nations always bring in some Paracitical general to command their military when the day is always saved by a couple of miniature pop stars singing the monster's name?

Actually, this would be a fairly entertaining flick were it not for the fact that the projectionist must be both blind and deaf. Not only has the movie been blurry since just after the opening credits, but there has been no productive response to the repeated shouts from the audience to, "Focus!" It strikes you that perhaps the projectionist is doing nothing because there is nothing to do. Perhaps the monsters themselves are blurry.

Can you imagine having out-of-focus monsters running around the countryside? Shudder.

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