Betentacled horror from outer space

Description

In Paradox University, this eldritch horror is turned horribly mad and ends his days raving because of YOU! Obviously you intruded on its tea-time.

Your face scares it into submission. You get the jump on it.

Combat Messages

Successful Attack:

• It tried to pour scalding hot tea over you, but misses and just hurls the empty cup at you instead, causing 4 DAMAGE!

Miss Messages:

• It's briefly distracted by a guy stepping through a dimensional portal. It forgets to hit you while it eats him.
• It listens to your excuses, answers "Oh R'lyeh?" and then ignores you completely.

Fumble Messages:

• It tries to drag you off into its mad dreamworld, but you don't go with strangers. Unless they offer you candy first.

Location(s)

• Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: infinite ring(X%)
• You acquire an item: rubbery tentacle (X%)
• You acquire an item: cup of F.T.G.F.O.P Darjeeling (X%)

Stats:

• You gain 2-4 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 1-2 bravado

Notes

• Most likely a reference to Cthulu and other H.P. Lovecraft-esque monsters.\
• O Rly? Is a reference to the O Rly? Owl meme. [1]