Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors

This is a pair of ridculously oversized novelty scissors, used by important people to cut silly ribbons.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: blade
Hands: 1
Attack: 15
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 20

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: pairs of ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors
Bonus: none or not yet known

Obtained From

• Demo Location
  • The Mayor of Palookaville

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack(s):

• Part of this ceremony appears to involve stabbing your opponent, dealing XXX damage and making it suffer.
• You indulge in a bit of hack'n'slash and discover that, ceremonially speaking, XXX damage to your opponent is pretty good!
• You cut your opponent, declaring it open to the public, and doing XXX damage in the process.
• You deal your opponent XXX damage! Since your scissors are meant to be ceremonial, you wonder briefly why they made them so good for stabbing things with.
• You take your scissors and ceremonially deal XXX damage to your opponent!

Missed Attack(s):

• You fail to hit it!

Unsuccessful Attack(s):

• FUMBLE!You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!

Collection

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