Food Name
|
Turns
|
Fullness
|
Brawn
|
Brains
|
Bravado
|
Effect Given (if any)
|
Artery Hardener
|
26-32
|
5
|
18
|
9
|
12
|
|
Asparagus fairy floss
|
19?
|
3
|
0
|
45
|
0
|
|
Banana
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
|
Banana sundae
|
12?
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
12
|
|
Big Jack
|
15
|
4
|
12
|
12
|
6
|
|
bit o' crumpet
|
1-3
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
4
|
|
BLT
|
8
|
3
|
6
|
9
|
6
|
|
Blue necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
Blue sugar (50 turns)
|
brimstone toast
|
1-3
|
1
|
4
|
0
|
0
|
|
Bunch of candied carrots
|
5-8
|
1
|
0
|
12
|
0
|
|
Bunny pop
|
5-8
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
5-18
|
|
buttered toast
|
5?
|
2
|
2
|
0
|
4
|
|
Carrot
|
1-2
|
1
|
1-2
|
0
|
0
|
|
cheesy scones
|
7-12
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
12
|
|
chocolate syrup
|
1-3
|
1
|
4
|
0
|
0
|
|
Choc-top ice cream cone
|
3-5
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Cinema popcorn
|
5-8
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Coleslaw
|
6-8
|
2
|
5
|
0
|
5
|
|
Cookie
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Crispy bacon
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
1
|
1
|
|
Deep-fried pig's ear ravioli
|
17?
|
3
|
30
|
15
|
0
|
|
dill pickle
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
1
|
|
Dixon Choc-Orange Balls (TM)
|
2-4
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Dixon Chips (TM) hot chips
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Dixon Cups (TM) ice cream cup
|
4
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Dixon Balls (TM) hot jam doughnut
|
5-8
|
2
|
6
|
0
|
0
|
|
Dixon Premium Chocolate Egg
|
4-8
|
1
|
12
|
0
|
0
|
Chance of getting a Golden chick
|
Dixon Prunets (TM)
|
2-4
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Dixon Sticks (TM) corndog
|
5-8
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
6
|
|
Double-cheesy bacon burger
|
12
|
3
|
10
|
8
|
12
|
|
Double probably-meat cheeseburger
|
8
|
3
|
6
|
9
|
10
|
|
Double probably-meatburger
|
8
|
3
|
7
|
4
|
4
|
|
dough
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
fishburger
|
12?
|
3
|
0
|
10
|
0
|
|
Fruity Dixon Sticks (TM) toffee apple
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Fluffy Dixon Sticks (TM) cotton candy
|
5-8
|
2
|
0
|
6
|
0
|
|
Funny mushroom mish mash
|
8-12
|
3
|
4
|
4
|
4
|
Mostly Deaf (5 turns)
|
Gaily coloured shrewd mushroom soup
|
8-12
|
3
|
3
|
8
|
0
|
Psilocybic Perception (5 turns)
|
Green necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
Green sugar (50 turns)
|
Handful of "used" corn kernels
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
2
|
|
Handful of "recycled" peanuts
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
2
|
0
|
|
High protein gloop
|
6-8
|
2
|
5
|
5
|
5
|
|
Jay's tequila and anchovy potato chips
|
100
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Langoustine sorbet
|
18?
|
3
|
0
|
45
|
0
|
|
mixed dried fruit
|
3-5
|
2
|
6
|
0
|
0
|
|
mixed olives
|
3-5
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
6
|
|
Mushroom surprise
|
8-12
|
3
|
0
|
3
|
8
|
Portobello Pretension (5 turns)
|
Nutty banana
|
3
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
|
Orange necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
Orange sugar (50 turns)
|
pastry
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
PBJ toast
|
8?
|
2
|
2
|
2
|
6
|
|
Peanut brittle
|
7-8
|
2
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
|
Peanut butter
|
3
|
1
|
0
|
4
|
0
|
|
Peanut butter toast
|
7?
|
2
|
3
|
6
|
0
|
|
Pickle ice-cream
|
7
|
2
|
0
|
3
|
0
|
|
Pigeon wing
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
|
pigeonburger
|
11?
|
3
|
10
|
0
|
0
|
|
Pile of soggy shredded lettuce
|
1
|
1
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
|
Pineapple linguine
|
18?
|
3
|
0
|
30
|
15
|
|
Probably-meat burger with salad
|
10-16
|
3
|
10
|
15
|
6
|
|
Probably-meat cheeseburger
|
6
|
2
|
4
|
2
|
6
|
|
Probably-meatburger
|
5
|
2
|
4
|
2
|
3
|
|
Probably-meat patty
|
2
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
|
Red necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
Red sugar (50 turns)
|
Sachet of "special" sauce
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
|
Salty chocolate popcorn balls
|
17?
|
3
|
15
|
0
|
30
|
|
Saucy probably-meat cheeseburger
|
7
|
2
|
3
|
3
|
8
|
|
Saucy probably-meat and bacon cheeseburger
|
12
|
3
|
12
|
8
|
10
|
|
Saucy probably-meatburger
|
6
|
2
|
3
|
3
|
6
|
|
saucy tart
|
8?
|
2
|
4
|
2
|
0
|
|
Sesame-seed bun
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
|
shrewd mushroom
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
2
|
0
|
|
shrieking mushroom
|
1-2
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
|
shrivelled mushroom
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
2
|
|
shrunken mushroom
|
1-2
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
|
simple mushroom
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Sliced onion
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
Stinkbreath (5 turns)
|
Slice of processed cheese
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
|
Small handful of cabbage
|
1-2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
2
|
|
smoked halibut
|
3-5
|
2
|
0
|
6
|
0
|
|
Soggy bread
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Squirti-Whip
|
3-5
|
2
|
0
|
3
|
6
|
|
Squishy fishy pizza
|
5-6
|
3
|
0
|
3
|
0
|
|
stick of butter
|
1-3
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
|
strawberry jam
|
1-3
|
1
|
0
|
4
|
0
|
|
sulfur pop tart
|
3-5
|
2
|
0
|
4
|
0
|
|
Sweetbread souffle
|
17-19?
|
3
|
?
|
?
|
?
|
|
Tomato slices
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
|
Topsy-turvy toffee
|
4-6
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
Veggie-Mite (TM) sandwich
|
6-8
|
2
|
10
|
0
|
0
|
|
White necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
White sugar (50 turns)
|
Wiki Wacky Taffy
|
11-14
|
1
|
0
|
30
|
0
|
|