Minor miner

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Description

On first inspection you notice nothing out of the ordinary in the appearance of this miner. Calloused hands, dirty clothes, face like a leather wallet... the usual. You then realise that he is barely big enough to keep his clothes from falling off his body. He can't be any more than 13 years old and unlike those sweatshops you've heard so much about, the mining industry doesn't encourage or cater for underage miners. Well not publicly anyway. Regardless, you seem to have interrupted his nappy nap time and he's not happy about it.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• He's still a bit sleepy, the poor little tyke, so you get the jump.
• Your opponent appears to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed and springs straight into action.

Successful Attack(s):

• Your opponent whips you in the head with his blankie for X DAMAGE!
• Your opponent punches you below the belt, because that's as high as he can reach. You take X DAMAGE. Ouch!

Failed Attack(s):

• Your opponent attempts to attack you but you grab him and throw him right over a nearby cage containing multiple large, sleeping cats and into a tank full of lewd dolphins. Oh wow, you just totally transported a miner across staid lions for immoral porpoises, you know that right?
• He tries to lull you into a false sense of security by working up some crocodile tears but his tear ducts seem to be blocked with dust from the mine. No lulls. Just lulz.
• Your opponent seems to have lost a tooth and is too busy putting it under his pillow to attack this round.

Location(s)

• Mine Camp F

Rewards

• blankie
• Miner's coat
• miner's helmet
• You gain 46-70 moolah

Stats:

• You gain XX brawn
• You gain XX brains
• You gain XX bravado

References

This appears to be a general reference to the historical use of minors as miners.