Description
In an effort to increase the amount of time the scientists had for doing "science" instead of making tasty beverages and snacks, DQS management thought it would be a good idea to train monkeys to make them instead. Unfortunately, and somewhat predictably, the monkeys are bored with that and want to do something a whole lot more exciting. Right now, the most exciting thing they can think of is to hurt you. Badly.
They're armed with bananas. Well, seriously, what else is a monkey going to wield? Other than the tiny daggers in their off-hands.
No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway.
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Combat Messages
Initiative Message(s):
- Undeterred by the ridiculous notion of being beaten up with a banana, you get the jump.
Successful Attack(s):
- One of the monkeys distracts you with a rather impressive ninjaesque display of banana wielding. While this is going on the others sneak up and stab you in the arm for X DAMAGE!
- Your opponents sneakily lay out some banana skins which you subsequently trip over and execute an almost perfect Chaplinesque pratfall which results in X DAMAGE and much cheap hilarity.
Failed Attack(s):
- Instead of attacking you, they unexpectedly decide to build a simian pyramid.
- Your opponent would hit you but they're far too busy hanging back, drinking coffee and telling jokes.
- Your opponents wield their bananas menacingly in your direction only to discover that the fruit has been eaten and their bananas are limp.
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Rewards
- You acquire an item: tiny dagger (40% drops)
- You acquire an item: banana (40% drops)
Stats: 4-6 subpoints gained per combat
Notes
- This opponent was reintroduced into the game on July 19th, 2009 in the DQS Kitchens area.
- The Demo Location is no longer open to adventure in. This encounter is no longer available.
- Prior to July 19th, 2009, the image for this encounter was as follows:
References
- "No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway" is a quote from the film Twelve Monkeys
- The bit about off-hand switchblades may be a reference to monkey knife-fighting, as seen in The Simpsons episode "The Mansion Family".
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