Urge to go pantsless

Description

All of a sudden a strange ray of pink light hits you. It's emanating from one of the strange devices over in that corner. No, that one.

Man, you really need to take off your pants RIGHT NOW! Assuming, of course, that you're wearing any. Doesn't matter, it's the urge that's the problem.

You hold on tightly to your pants and get the jump on it!

Combat Messages

Hit Messages

• It tries to make you rip your pants right off. You resist the urge, but strain your muscles for X DAMAGE!

YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!

• It urges you in the nose for X DAMAGE!

Miss Messages

• It takes a closer look at the pants you're wearing (or not) and retches.
• It tries to urge you in the Body parts, but just can't.
• You struggle with yourself to keep your pants on, and eventually have them stay where they are.

Location(s)

• Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab

Rewards

• You gain 23-34 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-4 brawn
• You gain 1-2brains
• You gain 1-2bravado