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<center>You begin to attack, but then you start to wonder if antagonising a gazebo is such a wise idea. Or even possible. You decide not to attack after all. | <center>You begin to attack, but then you start to wonder if antagonising a gazebo is such a wise idea. Or even possible. You decide not to attack after all. | ||
Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, ''playername''! | Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, ''playername''! | ||
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You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious way. | You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious way. | ||
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Revision as of 00:25, 5 September 2008
Description
About 50 yards away from you, on top of a small hill, stands a large gazebo.
It's about 30 feet across, 15 feet high and it has a pointed top.
For some reason, there appears to be an arrow sticking out of it, and someone has carved the words "Eric woz ere" into one of the supports. Eric, presumably.
Combat Messages
Initiative message(s):
Failed attack message(s):
Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, playername!
You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious way.
Failed item message(s):
What would you want to use that for? It's a GAZEBO!
Miss message(s):
The gazebo continues to stand there, completely immobile, doing absolutely nothing whatsoever. It is after all, just a gazebo.
The gazebo rears up on its powerful.. no, wait.. it doesn't have powerful anythings to rear up on. It's a gazebo and it behaves pretty much how you'd expect a gazebo to behave; it doesn't react in any way.
Chicken Out message(s):
Location(s)
Rewards
Stats:
- You gain 22 brains
Notes
References
This whole adventure is a reference to 'The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo' in which the boy, Eric, is unaware of what a Gazebo is in a spoken roleplay game and therefore trys to destroy it. [1]
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