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== Messages ==
 
== Messages ==
 
'''"You sell your stuff to...'''
 
'''"You sell your stuff to...'''
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{| style="width:100%" class="wikitable" border="0"
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*yesterday's porridge
 
*yesterday's porridge
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*a semi-automatic sprinkler
 
*a semi-automatic sprinkler
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*a musical paradox
 
*a musical paradox
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|-
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*a monocle wearing peanut
 
*a monocle wearing peanut
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*a guilty-looking spouse
 
*a guilty-looking spouse
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*a tutu-wearing werewolf
 
*a tutu-wearing werewolf
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|-
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*a drunk celebrity
 
*a drunk celebrity
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*a poop-flinging monkey
 
*a poop-flinging monkey
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*an emo whining "Leave Britney alone!"
 
*an emo whining "Leave Britney alone!"
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|-
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*a blind security guard
 
*a blind security guard
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*a 6502 processor
 
*a 6502 processor
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*a guilty-looking spouse
 
*a guilty-looking spouse
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*a pair of dancing elephants
 
*a pair of dancing elephants
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*the Internet
 
*the Internet
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*a levitating pasta monster
 
*a levitating pasta monster
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*an acne-ridden geek
 
*an acne-ridden geek
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*the Darkness
 
*the Darkness
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*a giant leprechaun
 
*a giant leprechaun
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*a white dragon with blue eyes
 
*a white dragon with blue eyes
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*an offshore con-artist
 
*an offshore con-artist
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*the devil
 
*the devil
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*a 1337 haxxor
 
*a 1337 haxxor
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*a rich hobo
 
*a rich hobo
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*an old bottle cap
 
*an old bottle cap
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*a prosthetic prosthetic surgeon
 
*a prosthetic prosthetic surgeon
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*a hitherto-unknown flu strain
 
*a hitherto-unknown flu strain
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*a legal immigrant
 
*a legal immigrant
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*a bear with a TV on its belly
 
*a bear with a TV on its belly
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*an upper-class manx cat
 
*an upper-class manx cat
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*a sentient catapult
 
*a sentient catapult
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|}
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'''...for a grand total of XX [[moolah]]."'''
 
'''...for a grand total of XX [[moolah]]."'''
 
== Notes ==
 
== Notes ==

Revision as of 22:25, 30 April 2009


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Listed below are the messages that come up after autoselling items from your inventory.

Messages

"You sell your stuff to...

  • yesterday's porridge
  • a semi-automatic sprinkler
  • a musical paradox
  • a monocle wearing peanut
  • a guilty-looking spouse
  • a tutu-wearing werewolf
  • a drunk celebrity
  • a poop-flinging monkey
  • an emo whining "Leave Britney alone!"
  • a blind security guard
  • a 6502 processor
  • a guilty-looking spouse
  • a pair of dancing elephants
  • the Internet
  • a levitating pasta monster
  • an acne-ridden geek
  • the Darkness
  • a giant leprechaun
  • a white dragon with blue eyes
  • an offshore con-artist
  • the devil
  • a 1337 haxxor
  • a rich hobo
  • an old bottle cap
  • a prosthetic prosthetic surgeon
  • a hitherto-unknown flu strain
  • a legal immigrant
  • a bear with a TV on its belly
  • an upper-class manx cat
  • a sentient catapult

...for a grand total of XX moolah."

Notes

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