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<center>He pretends to notice something really surprising in the distance, and when you turn to look, he gets the jump on you! | <center>He pretends to notice something really surprising in the distance, and when you turn to look, he gets the jump on you! | ||
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| + | ''Successful attack message(s):'' | ||
| + | <center>He cries invisible tears and calls for his mummer.</center> | ||
''Hit message(s):'' | ''Hit message(s):'' | ||
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''Miss message(s):'' | ''Miss message(s):'' | ||
<center>He pulls the pin out of an invisible hand-grenade, and lobs it at you. The invisible pin, that is. The invisible grenade explodes invisibly, and harmlessly, in his hand. | <center>He pulls the pin out of an invisible hand-grenade, and lobs it at you. The invisible pin, that is. The invisible grenade explodes invisibly, and harmlessly, in his hand. | ||
| + | He tries to punch you in the knee but you quickly erect an invisible wall, and he punches that instead. | ||
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'''Items:''' | '''Items:''' | ||
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| − | [[Image:mimeshirt.png]] You acquire an item: [[stripy mime shirt]] | + | [[Image:mimeshirt.png]] You acquire an item: [[stripy mime shirt]] '''( ?% )''' |
| − | [[Image:mimehat.png]] You acquire an item: [[floppy white beret]] | + | [[Image:mimehat.png]] You acquire an item: [[floppy white beret]] '''( ?% )''' |
| − | [[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 12 [[moolah]] | + | [[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 10-12 [[moolah]] |
</center> | </center> | ||
'''Stats:''' | '''Stats:''' | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
| − | You gain 1 [[bravado]] | + | You gain 1 [[brains]] or [[bravado]] |
</center> | </center> | ||
Revision as of 03:55, 5 September 2008
Description
Oh great, you've encountered a mime! These guys are like incredibly boring clowns. They don't make balloon animals or ride in tiny cars. In fact, all they do is hang out in the park, amidst all the flowers and Frisbees, and pretend to interact with invisible objects. Wow, entertaining. Even joggers think mimes are jerks.
Combat Messages
Jumped message(s):
Successful attack message(s):
Hit message(s):
He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the arm for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk!
Miss message(s):
He tries to punch you in the knee but you quickly erect an invisible wall, and he punches that instead.
Location(s)
Rewards
Items:
You acquire an item: stripy mime shirt ( ?% )
You acquire an item: floppy white beret ( ?% )
You gain 10-12 moolah
Stats:
Notes
References
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