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For some reason, there appears to be an arrow sticking out of it, and someone has carved the words "Eric woz ere" into one of the supports. Eric, presumably. | For some reason, there appears to be an arrow sticking out of it, and someone has carved the words "Eric woz ere" into one of the supports. Eric, presumably. | ||
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+ | == Opponent Level Information == | ||
+ | '''Attack Rating:''' | ||
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+ | '''Defence Rating:''' | ||
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+ | == Scaling == | ||
+ | *Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? Y/N | ||
+ | *[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? | ||
+ | *[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? | ||
+ | *[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? | ||
+ | *[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind | ||
+ | *Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind | ||
+ | *Physical Resistance: Y/N? | ||
== Combat Messages == | == Combat Messages == |
Revision as of 16:00, 10 February 2009
Description
About 50 yards away from you, on top of a small hill, stands a large gazebo.
It's about 30 feet across, 15 feet high and it has a pointed top.
For some reason, there appears to be an arrow sticking out of it, and someone has carved the words "Eric woz ere" into one of the supports. Eric, presumably.
Opponent Level Information
Attack Rating:
Defence Rating:
Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
- HP: Does this scale with player stats?
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
Initiative message(s):
You surprise it!
Failed attack message(s):
Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, playername!
You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious way.
Failed item message(s):
What would you want to use that for? It's a GAZEBO!
Miss message(s):
The gazebo continues to stand there, completely immobile, doing absolutely nothing whatsoever. It is after all, just a gazebo.
The gazebo rears up on its powerful.. no, wait.. it doesn't have powerful anythings to rear up on. It's a gazebo and it behaves pretty much how you'd expect a gazebo to behave; it doesn't react in any way.
Chicken Out message(s):
Location(s)
Rewards
Stats:
- You gain 10-26 brains
Notes
After clicking the attack button 30 times, this happens:
You are fighting a dread gazebo
It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you!
You lose all HP.
-- You just got the snot beaten out of you! --
Without snot, you won't be able to do very much, so you should probably go and restore some before trying again.
You acquire an effect: Snotless (5 turns)
References
This whole adventure is a reference to 'The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo' in which the boy, Eric, is unaware of what a Gazebo is in a spoken role play game and therefore tries to destroy it. [1]
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