Autosell

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Listed below are the messages that come up after autoselling items from your inventory.

Messages

"You sell your stuff to...

• yesterday's porridge
• a semi-automatic sprinkler
• a musical paradox
• a monocle wearing peanut
• a guilty-looking spouse
• a tutu-wearing werewolf
• a drunk celebrity
• a poop-flinging monkey
• an emo whining "Leave Britney alone!"
• a blind security guard
• a 6502 processor
• a guilty-looking spouse
• a pair of dancing elephants
• the Internet
• a levitating pasta monster
• an acne-ridden geek
• the Darkness
• a giant leprechaun
• a white dragon with blue eyes

...for a grand total of XX moolah."