Blankie

There are a lot of ideas out there about exactly what happiness is, but whether it's a gun, a puppy or hot and steamy love, everyone seems to agree that happiness is warm. And when you get right down to it, what could make you happier than a nice, warm, snuggly blankie?

That's right, a blankie with arm-holes that you could wear like a backwards ro... no. No, that would just be silly.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: towel
Hands: 1
Attack: 18
Cost of TP on use:
Damage Type: physical
Autosell value: 44

Can be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name:

Plural: blankies
Bonus: none or not yet known

Obtained From

• Mine Camp F

When Used In Combat

Successful Attack(s):

• You wrap your opponent in your blankie, enveloping it in the soft warmth of childhood nightmares. It takes X snuggle damage.
• Why do good people suffer bad things? Because they make fun of your blankie! You jump on your opponent and gently garrote it with fluffy furor for X damage.
• You rapidly twirl your blankie into a twisted whip of comfy destruction and *snap* your opponent for X damage.

Failed Attack(s):

• As you go to *snap* your opponent, he points out how dirty your blankie appears. It dawns on you that he's correct and it turns the tide of battle. You feel no cheer as you try to hide your downy weapon.

Fumble Message(s):

• Riiiip!

As you go to lay down some comforting carnage with your blankie, a corner of it catches on your backpack and tears. Oddly enough, so do you. Your shoulder socket takes X damage!

Darn it!

References

• The last line of the description is a reference to the popular invention the Snuggie.
• Tide and Downy are types of detergent you would use to make a dirty blankie clean.

Collection

JazzyCat - 3610 | CommanderMack - 2918 | Dirxcec - 635 | Sponge_Bob - 137 | McFeisty - 95 | Arikel - 86 | INVISIBLE - 17 | LadyDelilah - 17 | Babbins - 11 | underscore - 5