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== When Used ==
 
== When Used ==
You place the bath buddy in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the bath buddy, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar.
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You place the Amazing Rocking Horse in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the Amazing Rocking Horse, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar.
  
After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your bath buddy being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man.
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After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your Amazing Rocking Horse being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man.
  
 
On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Amazing Rocking Horse makes a great addition to your collection.
 
On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Amazing Rocking Horse makes a great addition to your collection.

Revision as of 16:26, 26 December 2009


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Description

Look at this rocking horse. This rocking horse is amazing! Give it a...

(Yeah. We all know where this is going.)

Obtained From

When Used

You place the Amazing Rocking Horse in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the Amazing Rocking Horse, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar.

After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your Amazing Rocking Horse being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man.

On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Amazing Rocking Horse makes a great addition to your collection.

For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Random name". Lovely.

Notes

References

Amazing Horse is a popular internet meme from Weebl's Stuff.

Collection

Grokly - 1 | unknownZ - 1 | Zammorak - 1 | Diarmuid - 1 | CommanderMack - 1


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