BETA fish

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Description

This beautiful fish is ready to strut its stuff before the thousands in attendance tonight and the millions watching at home, and pummel anything it sees threatening. Ready to fight with new moves and blow your mind with new content. Are you READY? No, I said... ARE YOU READY?

Obtained From

• Using a LifeSpark combined with a red herrings.

When Used

You place the BETA fish in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds... oh, you know the drill. After an indeterminate amount of time, your C.A.G.E. begins to shake and spark violently as the BETA fish de-molecularises and the C.A.G.E. announces, "NEW HOLOPET HOSTILE: ATTEMPTING TO CONTAIN AGGRESSIVE AND VIOLENT NATURE." You watch uncertainly for several moments as your C.A.G.E. continues to jump around violently and spark uncontrollably.

Finally, your C.A.G.E. settles down and the message reads, "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific because your new holographic Barbaric Betta makes a great addition to your collection.

For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Saffron". Lovely.

Notes

• Makes a Barbaric Betta appear in your C.A.G.E.
• You lose the LifeSpark and red herrings in the usage.

References

• The image name refers to the book One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.