Description
A Paracite (that would be you) walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Aren't you a piece of string?"
Yeah, you know where this is going.
Having heard more than your fair share of punch lines lately, you quickly line up a punch of your own, smack the bartender in the face, grab what you can, and leg it. Sweet.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You gain 1 Tiny bottle of vodka XX%
- You gain 1 Tiny bottle of tequila XX%
- You gain 1 tiny bottle of rum XX%
- You gain 1 tiny bottle of gin XX%
- You gain ?1-3? tiny bottle of bourbon XX%
- You gain 1 tiny bottle of scotch XX%
Notes
- The punchline can be one of:
- Aren't you a piece of string?
- Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?
- Why the long face?
- These two peanuts came in yesterday.
- We don't get many gorillas around here.
- Hey, we've got a drink named after you!
- Are you Vincent Van Gogh?
- Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants!
- So there was this polar.... bear in here last week.
- Boy, I wish I could do that.
- Big John's coming to town!
- How did you get that peg leg?
References
- Name of location is a play on the song title "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet. (who is mentioned in the last world of dialogue)
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