Blankie

There are a lot of ideas out there about exactly what happiness is, but whether it's a gun, a puppy or hot and steamy love, everyone seems to agree that happiness is warm. And when you get right down to it, what could make you happier than a nice, warm, snuggly blankie?

That's right, a blankie with arm-holes that you could wear like a backwards ro... no. No, that would just be silly.

Type: weapon (weapon)
Class: towel
Hands: 1
Attack: 18
Cost of TP on use:
Damage Type: physical
Autosell value: 44

Can be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name:

Plural: blankies
Bonus: none or not yet known

Obtained From

• Mine Camp F

When Used In Combat

• You wrap your opponent in your blankie, enveloping it in the soft warmth of childhood nightmares. It takes X snuggle damage.

• Why do good people suffer bad things? Because they make fun of your blankie! You jump on your opponent and gently garrote it with fluffy furor for X damage.

• You rapidly twirl your blankie into a twisted whip of comfy destruction and *snap* your opponent for X damage.

• Riiiip!

As you go to lay down some comforting carnage with your blankie, a corner of it catches on your backpack and tears. Oddly enough, so do you. Your shoulder socket takes X damage!

Darn it!

References

The last line of the description is a reference to the popular invention the Snuggie.

Collection

JazzyCat - 3610 | CommanderMack - 2918 | Dirxcec - 635 | Sponge_Bob - 137 | McFeisty - 95 | Arikel - 86 | INVISIBLE - 17 | LadyDelilah - 17 | Babbins - 11 | underscore - 5