Crazy Bob's Insane Bargain Discount Electrical Store

I'm Crazy Bob, and I've gone COMPLETELY MAD! I'm taking QUALITY ELECTRICAL GOODS and sending them OUT THE DOOR at TOTALLY INSANE PRICES! You WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! These prices are CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!!

Actually, you know, I'm not really crazy, it's just that my marketing department thinks that if I roll my eyes and SHOUT A LOT, that people will be MORE LIKELY TO BUY MY STUFF! Now that is crazy.

Items Sold

Image	Item Name	Price
	Microwave oven	1000 moolah
	White noise generator	1000 moolah
File:Name	Item name	xx moolah