Extremely Complicated MP3 Player

This is the premier MP3 player. Everyone wants one, and YOU are lucky enough to have it. How sweet is that? Now, if only you can get it to work.

Type: miscellaneous item
Autosell value: none

Can be gifted
Cannot be autosold
Cannot be traded
Can be stored

Plural: none

Obtained From

• Gobberwart presented this unique item to LordCretin, following a May 2012 forums contest to name the Radio Free Xangaka autoDJ. The name chosen was DJ LavaLips.

When Used

You start pushing buttons to try and figure the device out, and after a few seconds the screen comes to life and starts flashing..

SYNTAX ERROR

Damn! You press a few more buttons, and the screen changes...

BAD COMMAND

Oh come on, seriously? You grab the instruction manual, only to find that it's written in every language under the sun, except one you can understand.

With a sigh, you pack it back into your backpack and decide to deal with it later.

You still have 1 Extremely Complicated MP3 Player.

Notes

• Encourages the Cretin to strut about like a peacock, absent from humility or understanding.

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