Flock of dump gulls

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Description

From high above, a flock of gulls launches an aerial attack upon you. The first thing that springs to your mind is that this could be very messy. As they get closer, you notice that all of them have absolutely fabulous hair!

As one, the flock changes direction, aiming straight for your head, and those beaks look like they're going to do a lot of damage.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• Your heart beats like a drum! Luckily, you remember the rules for fighting a swarm.

Successful Attack(s):

• They use the power of their awesome hair to get extra speed and then batter you with their wings for X DAMAGE!

Failed Attack(s):

• Instead of attacking you, the flock lands on the scrapheap and starts squabbling over a large patch of rice that's spilled from a burst old bag. After a few minutes of uncomfortable waddling, several of the gulls explode. Ha!
• Instead of attacking you, the flock lands on the scrapheap and starts squabbling over a half-eaten sausage. "MINE! MINE! MINE!" BOOOOM! Sure was!
• The lead gull has to stop to fix his hair as the wind seems to have blown it out of style, and the rest of the flock crashes into him.

Location(s)

• Junkyard

Rewards

• rice
• half-a-sausage
• You gain XX moolah

Stats:

• You gain XX brawn
• You gain XX brains
• You gain XX bravado

References

• "MINE! MINE! MINE!" is reference to the seagulls from Finding Nemo.
• The commentary on the dump gulls' hair references the band A Flock of Seagulls, an 80's new wave band known for the lead singer's interesting hair configuration.