Jogger

Description

As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!

He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.

Combat Messages

Initiative message(s):

He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.

Jumped message(s):

He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.

Hit message(s):

He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the <Body parts>, causing n DAMAGE! What a jerk!

He sissy-punches you in the <Body parts> for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk!

Miss message(s):

He flails his arms wildly at your <Body parts> but misses like the jerk that he is.

He tries to punch you in the <Body parts> but his upper-body strength leaves a lot to be desired. Jerk

He tries to attack you, but hasn't quite got his breath back, so he doubles over wheezing "healthily" instead. Jerk.

Location(s)

Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

Rewards

Items:

You acquire an item: super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt ( ?% )
You acquire an item: ridiculously loose shorts ( ?% )
You acquire an item: fancy jogging shoes ( ?% )

You gain 11-12 moolah

Stats:

You gain 1-4 brawn, brains, and bravado

Notes

References

His initiative messages is a reference to a jogger's aspiration to beat their 'personal best' - the fastest time that they can achieve.
His Description is a reference to most of the ailments that befall an ardent jogger and their typical physique of a petite upper body.

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