Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe

Description

This darned thing is erratically fluttering through the department. Since everyone else seems to be too busy to stop it and shut it down you'll regrettably have to smash it to pieces.

It's busily shedding parts. You get the jump on it.

Combat Messages

Successful Attacks:

• Inexplicably, an hourglass on a spring suddenly pops out of the probe and hits you right in the face for 4 DAMAGE!

Missed Attacks:

• It completely fails to locate you and swiftly disembowels an innocent armchair.
• It rotates around itself, which leads to the detachment of several (probably very expensive) devices.
• It tries to give your navel company with what seems to be an auger, but can't handle it properly.

Location(s)

• Geospatiodynamostatics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: intense infrared emitter (33%?)
• You acquire an item: shiny piece of ingenious rock (25%?)

Stats:

• You gain 2-4 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 1-2 bravado