Mean Girls

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Combat Messages

Successful Attack:

Sitting at a table, eating lunch and talking about shoes, sit a couple of trendy girls, clearly part of the "in" crowd. "Oh hey there, you must be new!" says the brunette, looking up, "I'm Lindy and this is my friend, Prague, and we're like, totally the hottest girls in school." The blonde, Prague, looks you up and down and giggles, "Love your outfit hon. Is it from, like, a discount store or something?" You decide to ignore her insult and say "Thanks, I love your purse too, it's like, totally hot!" "I know," says Prague, "it's like, totally designer." "That's not what I mean," you say, "it's, like, totally on fire." The girls look down to see smoke and flames billowing out of the purse and run away, screaming. They leave their lunch behind, and you pick through the leftovers to see if there's anything useful.

Rewards:

• sesame-seed bun(XX%)
• probably-meat patty(XX%)

Unsuccessful Attack:

Sitting at a table, eating lunch and talking about shoes, sit a couple of trendy girls, clearly part of the "in" crowd. "Oh hey there, you must be new!" says the brunette, looking up, "I'm Lindy and this is my friend, Prague, and we're like, totally the hottest girls in school." The blonde, Prague, looks you up and down and giggles, "Love your outfit hon. Is it from, like, a discount store or something?" You decide to ignore her insult and say "Thanks, I love your purse too, it's like, totally hot!" "I know," says Prague, "it's like, totally designer." "That's not what I mean," you say, "it's, like, totally on fire." The girls look down to see smoke and flames billowing out of the purse and run away, screaming. They leave their lunch behind, and you pick through the leftovers to see if there's anything useful. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like they left anything good this time.

Notes

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References

• This is a reference to the 2004 film Mean girls. [1]
• Lindy and Prague are two rather obvious allusions to valley girls Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.