Panned aura rocks

Legend has it that, once upon a time, all of the most horrific evils in the world were gathered together and buried deep within a mountain tomb. Encased in phosphorescent rock in the bowels of the planet, they were trapped for all eternity. Unfortunately, no one ever noticed the stream running through the completely secret and impenetrable prison. So, as luck would have it, small chunks of ultimate nastiness will periodically wash to the surface. I wouldn't touch it, though. It's pure evil..

Type: combat item
Autosell value: 60

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: clusters of panned aura rocks

Obtained From

• Mine Camp F (parent)
  • Panned Aura (noncombat)

Combat Messages

Successful Attack(s):

• You throw the panned aura rocks and you and your opponent are suddenly engulfed in a sea of green fog. You hear the voices of motivational speakers (there's simply no mistaking their high-energy, you-can-do-it voices), but can't make out what they're saying or where they're coming from. When the fog clears, your opponent is rocking back and forth on the ground, muttering "I am a skilled metal worker. I am a skilled metal worker." over and over again. Looks like his psyche has taken at least (X) DAMAGE!

• Amidst the dense green fog which issues forth from the panned aura rocks as they break near your opponent, undulates the sexiest creature to have ever been filmed against their knowledge for money. Your opponent can't help himself and vigorously attacks your rock creature. Jennacide! Unfortunately there is an explosion.

"Local Sharp Miner Injured for (X) DAMAGE In Motorboat Accident. Film at eleven."

Boy, that's heartbreaking.

• You cast the panned aura rocks before swin... er... your opponent. A potentially, but probably not entirely, noxious green gas is emitted along with a score of over-zealous moral guardians carrying picket signs with phrases like "Hugs Not Drugs", "I'm Right, You're Wrong" and "I'd Rather Be Fishing But Since You Can't Keep It In Your Pants I Have To Spend My Weekend Carrying Around This Sign To Make Sure You Know Where You're Probably Going When You Die" written on them. Apparently there's no character limit on picket signs.

Everyone is entitled to the opinion of this group, and that's unfortunate for your opponent since the group's opinion currently seems to be that your opponent deserves to take exactly (X) DAMAGE... in the name of decency, of course.

References

• The horrific evils of the world being gathered together references the Greek myth of Pandora's Box.
• "You cast the panned aura rocks before swin... er... your opponent." refers to the phrase "cast pearls before swine", which implies that things should not be put in front of people who don't appreciate their value.