Places

Paradox City (Town)

Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and the girls are starting to resent being talked about like this. or Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and are the girls are awesome!

Please pretend, for the minute, that this is actually a map, rather than a series of links. We're hoping to replace it soon.

Town Center

• Your House (later renamed Your Room)
• Paradox University
• Moolah Rouge Mall
• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
• The Wall of Scrawl
• A strange old man (Area no longer open)
  • Riley O'Rly (After clicking "A strange old man") (Area no longer open)

The Outskirts of Town

• The Carnival
• The Long Wood (Area not yet implemented)
• The Zweit-Childer Mine
• Rogue Leprechaun Camp (Area no longer open)

Test Fight

• Demo Location (Area no longer open)

Notes

The text in the box 'Paradox City (Town)' has been changed in Verneday, 8th Oxtober 2009 for its suggestion of sexism. The original is:

• Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and the girls are.. well, they're OK I guess. Yes, I groaned too

Following it are:

• Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and any observation about the quality of the girls would be unacceptably sexist and not at all funny
• Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and the girls aren't.