Places

Paradox City (Town)

Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and... (one of the following random messages)

• the girls are starting to resent being talked about like this.
• the girls are awesome!
• the girls are.. well, they're OK I guess. Yes, I groaned too.
• any observation about the quality of the girls would be unacceptably sexist and not at all funny.

Please pretend, for the minute, that this is actually a map, rather than a series of links. We're hoping to replace it soon.

Town Center

• Your House (later renamed Your Room)
• Paradox University
• Moolah Rouge Mall
• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
• The Wall of Scrawl
• A strange old man (Area no longer open)
  • Riley O'Rly (After clicking "A strange old man") (Area no longer open)

The Outskirts of Town

• The Carnival
• The Long Wood (Area not yet implemented)
• The Zweit-Childer Mine
• Rogue Leprechaun Camp (Area no longer open)

Test Fight

• Demo Location (Area no longer open)

Notes

The text in the box 'Paradox City (Town)' has been changed in Verneday, 8th Oxtober 2009. The original is:

• Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and the girls are.. well, they're OK I guess. Yes, I groaned too.

Following it are:

• Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and any observation about the quality of the girls would be unacceptably sexist and not at all funny
• Paradox City. Where the grass is green, and the girls aren't.

In the end, 4 random text messages will come up, including the original and its first replacement.