Six banana-wielding monkeys

Description

You are fighting six banana-wielding monkeys

Well, seriously, what else is a monkey going to wield? Other than the switchblades in their off-hands.

No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway.

You surprise them!

Combat Messages

Successful Attack:

Your attack your opponent for 385 damage. That wasn't very nice.

-- You have defeated your opponent! --

You start looking around for goodies.

Unsuccessful Attack:

FUMBLE!

With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your bum on your arm, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!

They try to pound you in the thigh but fail, dismally!

Location(s)

• Demo Location

Rewards

• You acquire an item: tiny dagger

• You acquire an item: banana

• You gain 90 moolah.

Stats:

• You gain X brawn.
• You gain X brains.
• You gain X bravado.