SmrTPills

Apparently, this bottle of pills will help you focus and increase your intelligence. You're not really sure if you believe any of that, especially considering the label looks like something that was made with a cheap home printer. The main ingredients appear to be Vitamin π, Goorana and Geeko Bulba... whatever those are.

The bottle is covered in all sorts of disclaimers, but hey, if it doesn't kill you... Right?

Type: lotions and/or potions
Autosell value: 50

Can be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Plural: smrTPills

Obtained From

• Can be bought at The Pharmacologicopaediatorium for 150 moolah

When Used

You open the bottle and pop a pill. Then you wait. Nothing happens, so you pop another, then another, then finally down the entire bottle. Hmm, nothing seems to be... wait... here it comes...

OHHHHH YEAH! What a rush!

At least, you're prepared to accept a vague feeling of nausea and mild dizziness as a "rush". It seems like the smart thing to do. You gain X TP ?

• You gain 10-20 TP.

Notes

Added on November 8th, 2009

References

• The name is a reference to the Simpsons, where Homer sings "I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"
• "...if it doesn't kill you" references "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Friedrich Nietzsche.

Collection

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