Description
You are fighting the mayor of palookaville
Palookaville is a small town somewhere between Upper Kumbuckta and Kickadogalong. It's not hugely prosperous, but they've been known to make quality cans of whoop-ass, one of which the mayor would like to open for you.
You surprise him!
Combat Messages
Successful Attack(s):
Like a bird in the hand, apparently one padded stick is worth XX damage, though not in his bush.
-- You have defeated your opponent! --
"In your face!" you shout, gleefully, before checking the area out for loot.
Unsuccessful Attack(s):
You fail to hit him!
YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!
He whacks you in the knee for XX DAMAGE!
He pounds you in the thigh for XX DAMAGE!
-- You just got the snot beaten out of you! --
Location(s)
Rewards
- You gain XX moolah
Stats:
Notes
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