The Pharmacologicopaediatorium

Hey there! I'm Rex, the pharmacologicapaediatorialist! Actually that's just a fancy name I made up for pharmacist, because it sounds so much more impressive. I wanted to be a doctor, but that didn't work out, and then there was this whole lumberjack phase, but I'm OK now. So anyway, I sell lotions and/or potions, what can I help you with?

Items Sold

Image	Item Name	Price
	Boo-boo B-Gone strips	60 moolah
	Ointpment	80 moolah
	burn cream	120 moolah
	SmrTPills	150 moolah
	replacement snot	250 moolah

References

• "whole lumberjack phase" is a reference to the lumberjack sketch by Monty Python in which a barber sings about how he wanted to be a lumberjack.