Toaster from hell

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Description

What do you get when you cross a pastry chef, a game show host and a toaster? Well the answer is supposed to be "an appliance that willingly heats up a variety of breads and pastries and provides you with witty banter in the process."

Due to the fact that what sits in front of you is another DQS experiment, the actual answer is "a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance that would look nice sitting on a counter next to a lake of fire."

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• You stuff it full of slices of bread from a nearby loaf before it notices you.

Successful Attack(s):

Failed Attack(s):

Location(s)

• Kitchens

Rewards

• sulfur pop tart
• smoked halibut
• bit o' crumpet
• You gain XX moolah

Stats:

• You gain XX brawn
• You gain XX brains
• You gain XX bravado