An Eastside Story

Description

Whoever said that there have been no good musicals since "Two Knights In A Closet" has obviously never seen this film. You have no idea what's going on in the story, since it's all in sub-titles. Farguian sub-titles. Well at least the Farguian people will understand it. Regardless, the incredible soundtrack is only out-done by the phenomenal dancing.

Ninjas prance across the screen performing intricate dance moves intended to demoralize their opponents. The fact that they can do so without appearing homo-erotic is astonishing. After a dance-off of epic proportions, two of the ninjas kill themselves, but you have no idea why. Unless you're Farguian.

Rewards

• You acquire an item: choc-top ice cream cone (X%)
• You acquire an item: Dixon Choc-Orange Balls (TM) (X%)
• You acquire an item: Dixon Prunets (TM) (X%)
• You acquire an item: cinema popcorn (X%)

Stats:

• You gain 7-15 brains subpoints.
• You gain 7-15 bravado subpoints.

References

• West Side Story is a 1957 Broadway musical and a 1961 film.