Germophobic giraffe

It's a big ol' gee-raffe! This little guy is obsessed with germs. Obsessed! It's going to follow you around and keep you clean and safe, you just know it.

Type: miscellaneous item
Autosell value: 100

Can be be gifted
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: germophobic giraffes

Obtained From

• Mr. Notlob's Holopet Emporium - Bought for 250 moolah.

When Used

You place the germophobic giraffe in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the germophobic giraffe, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar.

After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your germophobic giraffe being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man.

On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Germophobic Giraffe makes a great addition to your collection.

For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Random name". Lovely.

Notes

• Makes a Germophobic Giraffe appear in your C.A.G.E.

Collection

jimmyBUFFET - 40 | Gurps - 2 | HolderofSecrets - 1 | OinkOink08 - 1 | unknownZ - 1 | Rakkasan - 1 | Diarmuid - 1 | CeruleanArcher - 1 | LadyDelilah - 1