Monster Battle Royale

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Description

Ah, nostalgia. There's nothing quite like a vintage black and white homage to the classic movie monsters of years gone by. Unfortunately, many of these would-be tributes tend to go overboard and bring together as many monsters as humanly imaginable. Even more unfortunately, this seems to be one of those. You stare numbly at the screen as backwater villagers face an onslaught of every conceivable B Movie monster. Ultimately, after all of the townspeople have been slaughtered, the monsters turn to plan nine and turn on each other.

Wolfman takes a bite out of Dracula when Frankenstein comes back covered in a tire track, but the Mummy jumps out and lands on his back. The Blob gets injured and tries to get steady, when the Invisible Man hacks it apart with a machete. All the while, some creepy old guy stands idly by, face hidden behind his cape. The fight rages on for the last half of the movie and many in the theater fall asleep, but eventually the champion stands; the rest see their better. Mister Hyde in a bloodstained sweater.

As you go to stand up, your hand slips down the side of the seat and you extract something... vaguely cool Wow! You wonder what poor shmuck managed to lose a pair of these high-tech-looking X-D glasses, but who cares? They're stylish as hell and, who knows, they might come in handy.

Rewards

• Candy corn (xx%?)
• Un-fun-sized candy bar (xx%?)
• Wax vampire teeth (xx%?)
• X-D specs (xx%?)

Notes

• Only available during the Halloween 2009 holiday

References

• The second paragraph is a reference to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
• "plan nine" and "some creepy old guy stands idly by, face hidden behind his cape" are references to what is considered the worst film ever made, Plan 9 from Outer Space.