The Sleeper

Description

You walk into the cinema expecting to see a lame B-movie about a pro wrestler who kills his opponents. Instead, you get drawn into a psychological thriller about...well...a pro wrestler who kills his opponents.

John Harding, aka King Kong Dahmer, is one of the most famous professional wrestlers of all time. His signature move, a sleeper-hold he calls the Dahmer-nator, has earned him fame all around the world. And when his opponents start dying in their sleep after losing to the Dahmer-nator, his fame sky-rockets.

After about an hour of watching opponent after opponent die, you discover that King Kong Dahmer isn't actually human. He's an evil spirit, come to destroy professional wrestling; and he does so by entering the dreams of his opponents and killing them there. He's finally stopped by a group of teenagers and their pet hamster, Fluffy.

As the credits start to roll, you look over at the guy next to you to see what he thought of it, and see that he's fallen asleep. You shake him, and he wakes with a start. "Whoa! What a strange dream! I dreamed that this big buff dude had me in a headlock and was trying to pop my head off or something. It's so strange, cuz I can still feel the scratchiness of the shirt he was wearing against my neck."

It's then that he looks down at his neck and sees a creepy looking stripy shirt. "Oh snap!" He tears the shirt off his neck and throws it at you, "Get that thing away from me!"

You shrug and put it in your backpack. Waste not, want not, right?

Rewards

• You acquire an item: frayed, stained, stripy shirt
• You acquire an item: Dixon Choc-Orange Balls (TM)

Notes

This movie played all day on Halloween 2008

References

• "King Kong Dahmer" refers to wrestler King Kong Bundy and serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.