Veni, Vidi, Vendi

Description

There seems to be some kind of drink-vending machine in the corner, and you could really use a drink right now.

"Cool, Refreshing Drinks!" it says on the machine.. Right next to the sign saying "Out Of Order".

Great.

Choice Messages

Press A Button

Successful Attempt:

• You know the sign says "Out Of Order", but you can't help pressing a button anyway, just to make sure. Ha! See, it DOES work sometimes!

Rewards:

8-Down Lemonade (25%)

Syntho Pop (25%)

Buck's Fizz (25%)

Unsuccessful Attempt:

• Apparently "Out Of Order" means "Out Of Order".
• You gain nothing. Still, you didn't venture much either. (25%)

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Shake The Machine

Successful Attempt:

• Nobody's around, so you give the machine a gentle shake. Nothing happens, so you give it a harder shake. The machine makes a funny clunking noise, and something drops into the chute. The shaking seems to have done the trick!(50%?)

Rewards:

Doctor Pfeffer (25%?)

Brown Cow Energy Drink (25%?)

Pixie Cola (25%?)

Fizzygood (??%)

Unsuccessful Attempt:

• Nobody's around, so you give the machine a gentle shake. Nothing happens, so you give it a harder shake. After a while, nothing continues to happen, so you walk away in disgust. (25%?)

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Kick The Machine

Successful Attempt:

• Since nobody appears to be looking, you decide to give the machine a solid kicking. You don't get a drink, but something drops into the coin return.

Rewards:

You gain 10-25 moolah ! And a sore toe.

Unsuccessful Attempt:

• Since nobody appears to be looking, you decide to give the machine a solid kicking. You don't get a drink, but you do get a sore toe.

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Walk Away

• You walk away, dejectedly. A drink would have been great.

Location(s)

• Cafeteria

References

• Although under some debate, Veni, Vidi, Vendi can be known as Latin for "I came, I saw, I sold." This is a reference to the quote "Veni, Vidi, Vici" by Julius Caesar which means "I came, I saw, I conquered."

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