Unexpected pair of trousers

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Description

Obviously a pair of trousers is not supposed to walk around on its own so you'd better stop it. I mean what's next? Flying saucers?

Valiantly you jump out from behind your corner to face this anomaly.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Messages(s):

• It stops and contrives to appear as if it was looking at you, without any eyes whatsoever.

Successful Attacks:

• It wraps itself around your bum and squeezes you for X DAMAGE

Missed Attacks:

• It stops and contrives to appear as if it was looking at you, without any eyes whatsoever.
• It jumps up, tries to deliver a flying kick to your face, but aims too high and lands in a crumpled heap behind you.
• It waltzes around randomly, but without Matilda, it just looks dumb.

Location(s)

• Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

Rewards

• stunted stint slacks
• You gain 22-34 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-2 brawn subpoints
• You gain 2-4 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-2 bravado subpoints

References

• The miss message about waltzing is a reference to the Australian song Waltzing Matilda