Large pile of something gross

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Description

While strolling across a peaceful green grassy area of the park, you completely fail to pay attention to where you're walking, and with a sickening *squish* noise, you step in a pile of something you more or less don't want to know about.

It's brown and sticky, but it sure doesn't look like a stick.

For some inexplicable reason, this makes it very angry. Who knew poo had feelings too?

You manage to sneak up on it.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:1

Power Level:

Attack Rating:1

Defence Rating:0-1

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: No
• Elemental Weakness: No
• Physical Resistance: No

Combat Messages

Successful Attack(s):

• It pounds you in the groin for (X) DAMAGE!

Failed Attack(s):

• It attempts to pound you in the knee but can't quite manage it!
• It tries to whack you in the bum but isn't a very good whacker and misses!
• It tries to pound you in the ankle but isn't a very good pounder and misses!
• It tries to whack you in the elbow but fails, dismally!

Location(s)

• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

Rewards

Items:

• You acquire an item: handful of "used" corn kernels ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: handful of "recycled" peanuts ( ?% )

Stats:

• You gain 1-4 brawn subpoints
• You gain 1-4 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-4bravado subpoints

References

• Occasionally, "Oh, bother" will show up after a message in reference to Winnie the Pooh, who uses the line as a catchphrase.
• The description about being brown and sticky refers to the following subverted joke: "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick!"