Guy in a wabbit suit

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Description

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is about how long it would take you to figure out how to properly describe this guy.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Yes
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? Yes
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? Yes
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? Yes
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• You ask him why he wears that stupid bunny suit, but he responds quickly by asking why you're wearing that stupid human suit. The concept catches you off-guard, and he gets the jump on you.
• You ask him why he's wearing that stupid bunny suit, which seems to catch him off-guard. You get the jump on him.

Successful Attack(s):

• Your opponent tells you to hit yourself. You'd laugh, but you're too busy screaming in agony as you hit yourself for X DAMAGE!
• Your opponent tells you to go jump off a cliff. You do, sustaining X DAMAGE!
• Your opponent tells you the world is ending and you take X DAMAGE trying to get to a different world.!

Missed Attack(s):

• Your opponent tells you to go ice a motivational speaker but you decide to grab some more popcorn at the concession stand.
• Your opponent hurls a jet engine at your bedroom. Fortunately you're not there. Lucky you.
• Your opponent starts an intellectual conversation concerning Smurfs but you destroy his logic, rendering his attack impotent.

Location(s)

• Anywhere, during Wabbit Season.

Rewards

• You acquire an item: faux wabbit fur ( 100% )
• You acquire an item: bunny pop ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: cellar door ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: bunch of candied carrots ( ?% )

Stats:

• You gain ? brawn subpoints
• You gain ? brains subpoints
• You gain ? bravado subpoints
• (Scale to player)

References

• The wabbit is Frank, from the movie Donnie Darko.
• "28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds" is a quote from Donnie Darko that refers to when the world will end.
• "Wabbit" is probably a reference to the speech impediment that Warner Brothers often gives their characters, namely Elmer Fudd.
• The Initiative Messages is a reference to a conversation between Donnie Darko and Frank.
• The "motivational speaker" is Jim Cunningham.