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== Rewards == | == Rewards == | ||
− | *You gain 1 [[can of spray-paint]] | + | *You gain 1 [[can of spray-paint]] XX% |
− | *You gain 1 [[low-slung jeans]] | + | *You gain 1 [[low-slung jeans]]XX% |
− | *You gain 1 [[don't rag]] | + | *You gain 1 [[don't rag]] XX% |
− | *You gain 1 [[knuckle-duster]] | + | *You gain 1 [[knuckle-duster]] XX% |
− | *You gain 1 [[lucky grilles]] | + | *You gain 1 [[lucky grilles]] XX% |
*? [[Moolah]] | *? [[Moolah]] | ||
*You gain ?1-5? [[Brains]] subpoints | *You gain ?1-5? [[Brains]] subpoints | ||
+ | *You gain ?1-5? [[Brawn]] subpoints | ||
*You gain ?2-7? [[Bravado]] subpoints | *You gain ?2-7? [[Bravado]] subpoints | ||
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== Notes == | == Notes == |
Revision as of 15:45, 26 March 2014
Description
"Yo! Yo Marthall! Hey, Marthall, wait up!" A scrawny figure comes running up to you, "Yo Marthall, Britney athked me to tell you to get thome diaperth from the thtore on..." he pauses for a second to look you over carefully. "Wait, you ain't Marthall!" The kid's astute.
"Naw dawg," he continues, his wispy little mustache quivering, "You ain't Marthall at all. You jutht thome no good, ugly, lame-ath [insert appropriate ghetto insult]*. Marthall's not gon' be happy to thee you roun' here. You betht beat it 'fo' you get it beat fo' you!"
- See your favourite search engine for an appropriate epithet. On second thoughts, maybe don't.
Combat Messages
Jump Message:
- The fire's definitely in his eyes, but his words aren't all that clear and even though you can't really understand him, you're sure he's probably wrong. Also, he's only small and weak-looking. You decide to take him on.
Successful Attack:
Missed Attack:
- He charges at you, but stumbles over his ridiculously low-slung jeans and winds up just looking like a fool with his pants, and himself, on the ground.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You gain 1 can of spray-paint XX%
- You gain 1 low-slung jeansXX%
- You gain 1 don't rag XX%
- You gain 1 knuckle-duster XX%
- You gain 1 lucky grilles XX%
- ? Moolah
- You gain ?1-5? Brains subpoints
- You gain ?1-5? Brawn subpoints
- You gain ?2-7? Bravado subpoints
Notes
References
- Reference to Marshall Mathers aka Eminem.
- Jump is a reference to the song "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
- Missed attack "Pants on the Ground" is a reference to the song of the same name
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