Large pile of something gross

Description

While strolling across a peaceful green grassy area of the park, you completely fail to pay attention to where you're walking, and with a sickening *squish* noise, you step in a pile of something you more or less don't want to know about.

It's brown and sticky, but it sure doesn't look like a stick.

For some inexplicable reason, this makes it very angry. Who knew poo had feelings too?

Combat Messages

Initiative message(s):

You surprise it!

While its attention is directed elsewhere, you creep up on it.

Location(s)

• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

Rewards

Items:

• You acquire an item: handful of "used" corn kernels ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: handful of "recycled" peanuts ( ?% )

Stats:

• You gain 1-4 brawn, brains, and bravado

References

• Occasionally, "Oh, bother" will show up after a message in reference to Winnie the Pooh, who uses the line as a catchphrase.
• The description about being brown and sticky refers to the following subverted joke: "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick!"