Wannabe midgets

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Description

These guys were so desperate to get into the carnival sideshow that they started taking experimental pills to make them shorter.

Unfortunately for them, the only thing the pills made short was their collective temper.

It turns out that's unfortunate for you, too.

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

While they're busy arguing over which of them looks most like Willow, you get the jump on them

Miss Message(s):

They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.

Location(s)

• Second-hand Sideshow

Rewards

• You acquire an item: short pills ( ?% )
• You gain ?-62-? moolah

Stats:

• You gain ?-12-? brawn, brains, and bravado

Notes

The message received when you get initiative is missing a period.