Oh no you di'n't!
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This are all the messages you get when you try to do something you really can't do.
Messages
- Trying to buy something from yourself:
- You can't buy stuff from yourself. What a preposterous hypothesis! Did Steve tell you you could do that?
- Trying to over drink:
- Drinking that would be a bad idea. Your bladder might go pop!
- Trying to over eat:
- You can't fit that into your stomach.
- Trying to use a device when you're out of Technology Points (TP):
- You don't have enough Technology Points to use this device!
- Trying to use a device you don't have installed:
- You can't use a device if you don't have it installed!
- Not selecting an item to buy:
- You need to select an item to buy first!
- Buying something you can't afford:
- You can't afford that.
- Buying zero or nothing of something in an NPC store:
- You need to tell me how many you'd like to buy!
- Buying negative zero of something in an NPC store:
- Don't be silly. You can't buy zero of something. Well, you can, but what's the point?
- Buying negative one or lower of something in an NPC store:
- How can you possibly buy a negative number of something?
- Trying to generate more than three random jokes per day:
- Despite much fiddling on your behalf, the device stubbornly refuses to do anything. Perhaps it's had enough for one day?
- Trying to watch a movie with less than 2 turns:
- It takes 2 turns to watch a movie. You're going to need to come back another time.
- Trying to use a holographic pair o' dice when you've gotten snake eyes:
- You open up the device, but instead of the usual pair o' dice showing, say, a seven or eleven, you see a pair o' evil looking red snake eyes watching you. Looks like you need to wait until later before you can use this again.
- Making a trade offer with yourself:
- Offer Not Sent: Trading with yourself is just asking for trouble!
- Trying to change your age above 120:
- The value supplied for "Age" is invalid!
- Trying to change your name:
- Supplied player name does not match. You can only change the CASE of your name, not the name itself.
- Trying to send a gift from Florist Gump to an invalid recipient:
- Your gift could not be delivered because the recipient doesn't exist.
- Trying to send a gift from Florist Gump to yourself:
- You want to send a gift to yourself? Come on now, why don't I just give you a hug instead?
- Trying to send a gift from Florist Gump without a delivery method:
- Your gift could not be delivered because you didn't select a valid delivery method.
- Trying to send a gift from Florist Gump without a gift item:
- Your gift could not be delivered because you didn't select a valid gift item.
- Trying to send a gift from Florist Gump with an invalid message:
- Your gift could not be delivered because you didn't write a valid message. Don't forget, your message must be at between 10 and 255 characters in length.
- Trying to (dis)respect yourself (via URL injection):
- You can't change your opinion about yourself. Well you can but nobody wants to hear it.
- Loading an outfit without actually selecting one:
- You need to select an outfit first!
- Inputting a non-numerical value in "Use multiple":
- That's not very sensible now is it?
- Trying to combine more than 20 items at once:
- You specified too many ingredients! Maximum is 20, you specified <number>.
- Trying to watch HorrorVision with insufficient funds:
- It costs 150 moolah to experience HorrorVision. You're going to need to come back another time.
- Trying to watch HorrorVision while wearing X-D glasses but with insufficient turns:
- It takes 2 turns to experience HorrorVision. You're going to need to come back another time.
- Trying to send a message or trade offer to a player with a disabled account:
- Message Not Sent: The specified recipient's account is disabled.
References
- Did Steve tell you could do that is probably a reference to the Flight of the Conchords song Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros[1]
It could also be a possible reference to Steve Sawyer who told every one about hope and everything was possible.
- "Oh no you Di'n't became response to a bold statement, accusation, or action; slang for "you're going to wish you hadn't said/done that,"
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