Drunk office worker
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Description
Looks like this guy finished work early today and decided to celebrate with a cheeky pint or seventeen. His suit jacket is torn and stained with what looks like an awful lot of vomit. And, yes... he's wearing his tie on his head. You try to get out of his way, but no matter how you dodge, he staggers in the same direction until eventually you collide.
Combat Messages
Jump Message:
- He looks up at you blearily and tries to figure out who, and in fact what, you are. While he does that, you get the jump.
Successful Attack:
Missed Attack:
- He puts his arm around you, and starts telling you he loves you, man. He really, really loves you.
- He tries to attack but has to stop and be noisily sick all over himself. Charming.
Location(s)
Rewards
- ? Items
- ? Moolah
- You gain ?1? Brains subpoints
- You gain ?1? Brawn subpoints
- You gain ?2? Bravado subpoints
Notes
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