Barroom Blitz

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Description

A Paracite (that would be you) walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Aren't you a piece of string?"

Yeah, you know where this is going.

Having heard more than your fair share of punch lines lately, you quickly line up a punch of your own, smack the bartender in the face, grab what you can, and leg it. Sweet.

Location(s)

• Downtown

Rewards

• You gain 1 Tiny bottle of vodka XX%
• You gain 1 Tiny bottle of tequila XX%
• You gain 1 tiny bottle of rum XX%
• You gain 1 tiny bottle of gin XX%
• You gain 1 tiny bottle of bourbon XX%
• You gain 1 tiny bottle of scotch XX%

References

• Name of location is a play on the song title "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet. (who is mentioned in the last world of dialogue)