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== When Used In Combat == | == When Used In Combat == | ||
'''Successful Attack(s):''' | '''Successful Attack(s):''' | ||
− | + | *You barbarically bat them in the bum (or bum-equivalent) for X damage. | |
+ | *You blow, blow, blow him down and gently hear him scream; merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily because of the X damage you just dealt. | ||
+ | *Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! – equivalent to X damage, to be exact! | ||
'''Missed Attack(s):''' | '''Missed Attack(s):''' | ||
− | + | *You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that. | |
− | + | *Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent. | |
'''Fumble Message(s):''' | '''Fumble Message(s):''' | ||
− | + | * Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage. | |
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
Revision as of 23:49, 4 July 2009
You don't actually want to think about the original purpose of this... thing. It looks just perfect for hitting stuff really hard – let's leave it at that.
Type: weapon (Melee)
Class: Club
Hands: 2
Attack: 15
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical
Autosell value: 30
Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded
Outfit name: N/A
Plural: ?
Bonus: none or none yet
Obtained From
When Used In Combat
Successful Attack(s):
- You barbarically bat them in the bum (or bum-equivalent) for X damage.
- You blow, blow, blow him down and gently hear him scream; merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily because of the X damage you just dealt.
- Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! – equivalent to X damage, to be exact!
Missed Attack(s):
- You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.
- Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent.
Fumble Message(s):
- Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage.
Notes
References
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