| Item Name |
Bladder |
Turns |
Turns per Bladder |
Average |
| Bottle of Acqua Frizzante Giallo champagne |
2 |
50 |
25 |
25 |
| Bottle of Acqua Frizzante Rosa champagne |
2 |
50 |
25 |
25 |
| Beta Juice |
1 |
4-8 |
4-8 |
6 |
| Brandy alejandro |
1 |
4-8 |
4-8 |
6 |
| Candy cane slammer |
1 |
4-8 |
4-8 |
6 |
| Fruitcake shooter |
1 |
4-8 |
4-8 |
6 |
| Ham schnapps |
1 |
4-8 |
4-8 |
6 |
| Plum pudding punch |
1 |
4-8 |
4-8 |
6 |
| Tinselschlager |
1 |
4-8 |
4-8 |
6 |
| Barmy bananaccino |
3 |
15-20 |
5-6.66 |
5.83 |
| Espresso martini |
3 |
15-20 |
5-6.66 |
5.83 |
| Farguian latte |
3 |
15-20 |
5-6.66 |
5.83 |
| Fireside coffee |
3 |
15-20 |
5-6.66 |
5.83 |
| Kilted cappuccinno |
3 |
15-20 |
5-6.66 |
5.83 |
| Percolated pirate |
3 |
15-20 |
5-6.66 |
5.83 |
| Mochaccino |
2 |
7-12 |
3.5-6 |
4.75 |
| Cafe latte |
2 |
7-12 |
3.5-6 |
4.75 |
| Vienna coffee |
2 |
6-12 |
3-6 |
4.5 |
| Strawberry milkshake |
3 |
11-14 |
3.67-4.67 |
4.17 |
| Chocolate milkshake |
3 |
11-14 |
3.67-4.67 |
4.17 |
| Banana milkshake |
3 |
11-14 |
3.67-4.67 |
4.17 |
| Iced chai |
3 |
10-14 |
3.33-4.67 |
4 |
| Espresso |
2 |
6-10 |
3-5 |
4 |
| Chicken-noodleccino |
2 |
6-10 |
3-5 |
4 |
| Bananaccino |
2 |
5-10 |
2.5-5 |
3.75 |
| Cappuccino |
2 |
6-9 |
3-4.5 |
3.75 |
| Iced coffee |
3 |
9-12 |
3-4 |
3.5 |
| Frozen blueberry daiquiri |
3 |
8-10 |
2.66-3.33 |
3 |
| Frozen bourbon and cola |
3 |
8-10 |
2.66-3.33 |
3 |
| Frozen cherry margarita |
3 |
8-10 |
2.66-3.33 |
3 |
| Frozen gin and juice |
3 |
8-10 |
2.66-3.33 |
3 |
| Frozen lesjito |
3 |
8-10 |
2.66-3.33 |
3 |
| Frozen grape scotch! |
3 |
8-10 |
2.66-3.33 |
3 |
| Sweet lemonade |
2 |
4-8 |
2-4 |
3 |
| Dixon Cider (TM) spider |
3 |
6-10 |
2-3.33 |
2.66 |
| Buff beer |
1 |
2-3 |
2-3 |
2.5 |
| 8-Down Lemonade spider |
3 |
5-9 |
1.67-3 |
2.335 |
| Brown Cow Energy Drink |
3 |
5-9 |
1.67-3 |
2.335 |
| Buck's Fizz spider |
3 |
5-9 |
1.67-3 |
2.335 |
| Fizzygood spider |
3 |
5-9 |
1.67-3 |
2.335 |
| Pixie Cola spider |
3 |
5-9 |
1.67-3 |
2.335 |
| Syntho Pop spider |
3 |
5-9 |
1.67-3 |
2.335 |
| Boston rum punch |
2 |
3-6 |
1.5-3 |
2.25 |
| Bourbon fizz |
2 |
3-6 |
1.5-3 |
2.25 |
| Fizzygood scotch |
2 |
3-6 |
1.5-3 |
2.25 |
| Mr. Jose Pfeffer |
2 |
3-6 |
1.5-3 |
2.25 |
| Short Island iced tea |
2 |
3-6 |
1.5-3 |
2.25 |
| Vitamax (TM) mix |
2 |
3-6 |
1.5-3 |
2.25 |
| Vodka synthony |
2 |
3-6 |
1.5-3 |
2.25 |
| Almost, but not entirely, unlike chicken soup |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Blueberry Dixon Crushee (TM) |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Bumberry juice |
2 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
| Cheap wine |
1 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
| Cherry Dixon Crushee (TM) |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Cola Dixon Crushee (TM) |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Cup of F.T.G.F.O.P Darjeeling |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Dixon Cider (TM) |
3 |
4-8 |
1.33-2.67 |
2 |
| Doctor Pfeffer spider |
3 |
3-9 |
1-3 |
2 |
| Grape Dixon Crushee (TM) |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Orange Dixon Crushee (TM) |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Probably milk |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Sour lime Dixon Crushee (TM) |
2 |
3-5 |
1.5-2.5 |
2 |
| Naive spring water |
1 |
1-2 |
1-2 |
1.5 |
| 8-Down Lemonade |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
| Buck's Fizz |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
| Kool-Kat-Aid |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
| Doctor Pfeffer |
2 |
1-3 |
0.5-1.5 |
1 |
| Fizzygood |
2 |
1-3 |
0.5-1.5 |
1 |
| Syntho Pop |
2 |
1-3 |
0.5-1.5 |
1 |
| Pixie Cola |
2 |
1-3 |
0.5-1.5 |
0.75 |