Short Island iced tea

This drink is called Short Island iced tea because it has significantly less ingredients than the other variety. It also raises the question of where in the world is Short Island? Is Short Island A) a place full of short people, B) not a very long island, C) full of intellectually-challenged people, or D) a place where everyone is named Martin? Just saying...

Type: drink
Autosell value: 20
Turns on use: 3-6
Intoxication on use: 5
Bladder: 2

Can be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: Short Island iced tease

Obtained From

• Recipes

Recipe

Ingredients:	1 Pixie Cola	1 tiny bottle of gin
Result:	Short Island iced tea

When Consumed

You drink the Short Island iced tea and decide that wherever Short Island is, they obviously produce a large crop of no tea. After you finish the drink, you spit out the hair and ponder if the mystery of Short Island is now solved.

• You gain 3-6 turns
• You gain 2 bladder

Stats:

• You gain 4 brawn
• You gain 4 brains

Notes

Alcoholic Sodas: Boston rum punch / Bourbon fizz / Fizzygood scotch / Mr. Jose Pfeffer / Short Island iced tea / Vodka synthony

References

• Refers to the Long Island Iced Tea, a cocktail made with a large number of ingredients (none of which is tea), and named after Long Island.
• "Martin" refers to comedic actor Martin Short.
• The "no tea" in the consumption message refers to the computer game The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A browser-playable version of the game is available here.
• The hair in the consumption message refers to short hairs.

Collection

LordCretin - 100 | unknownZ - 1