Difference between revisions of "Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors"

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'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
 
'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
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*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>Due to the ridiculous size of your scissors, you lose your grip and drop them on your <body part>, poking yourself for X damage.
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*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> Due to the ridiculous size of your scissors, you lose your grip and drop them on your <body part>, poking yourself for X damage.
  
 
== Notes ==
 
== Notes ==

Revision as of 17:14, 6 August 2009


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This is a pair of ridculously oversized novelty scissors, used by important people to cut silly ribbons.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: blade
Hands: 1
Attack: 15
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 20

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: pairs of ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors
Bonus: N/A

Obtained From

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack(s):

  • Part of this ceremony appears to involve stabbing your opponent, dealing XXX damage and making it suffer.
  • You indulge in a bit of hack'n'slash and discover that, ceremonially speaking, XXX damage to your opponent is pretty good!
  • You cut your opponent, declaring it open to the public, and doing XXX damage in the process.
  • You deal your opponent XXX damage! Since your scissors are meant to be ceremonial, you wonder briefly why they made them so good for stabbing things with.
  • You take your scissors and ceremonially deal XXX damage to your opponent!

Missed Attack(s):

  • Your opponent tosses a large ribbon off to the side and, thinking you're some big-shot presenter, instinctively go after that instead.

Unsuccessful Attack(s):

  • FUMBLE! You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
  • FUMBLE! Due to the ridiculous size of your scissors, you lose your grip and drop them on your <body part>, poking yourself for X damage.

Notes

References

Pokes fun at the gigantic pairs of scissors manufactured for grand ribbon-cutting ceremonies.

Collection

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