Florist Gump

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Well, hi there! Welcome to Florist Gump! Oh sure, I know what you're thinkin'. Kinda obvious name for a florist, ain't it? I can't help it, I just named the store after myself.

Tom Florist, at your service.

Anyhow, this here's my store, and I sell all kinds of nice, tasteful gifts that you could buy for your momma, or, you know, for someone else you like.

Heck, buy a gift and I'll even deliver it for you, free of charge!

All you have to do is pick out a gift, then choose your preferred delivery method, and finally write a nice message and... well, that's all I have to say about that.

Notes

• Only available on February 14th 2009. Valentines Day. (Unconfirmed)

References

• The name is a reference to the film Forest Gump The button you click to send your gift says "Run, florist,run" which is parody on a quote from this film.